Monday, October 24, 2016
The 5 Year Old Deer Hunter...
"Dad, I think I hear the deer!"
No son, that's just wind hitting the grass.
"Who made this poop?"
That'd be a cow son....just a cow.
"Hey Dad, do you think we can have a snack break?"
Sure buddy, no problem
10 minutes later...."Dad I'm starving"
20 minutes later...."Dad, I need another snack"
"Is that hawk?" "Is that lake cold?" "Can I throw some rocks into the lake?"
Yes, Yes, and Yes
There's a deer, a doe
"where?" Right there. "where?" To your left "I still dont see it Dad"
No problem buddy, there will be more
The best part of our 2 hour hunt? Turning around to see him in full out prayer, asking god to get us a deer. I had to chuckle at that one, not sure if the Lord Almighty is in the business of delivering venison.