Tuesday, August 28, 2018
Swinging Stream of Consciousness
In the midst of the thousands of fruitless casts, some weird stuff pops into your head....
A swinging stream of consciousness...
"This run is so damn juicy"
"Eat your ham Tina, EAT YOUR HAM TINA YOU FAT LARD"
"Come on, come on, come on, come on!"
"It's like raiiiiiiiin on your wedding day...it's a free ride, when you've already paid, it's the good advice"
"Maybe it's time to change my fly" (said every third cast)
"Shit that was a terrible cast"
(running line wraps around the reel) "please dont eat now, please dont eat now...."
"First I limp to the side like my leg was broken, shaken and twitchin like i was smokin"
"God, another crap cast"
"Was that a gill flare?.....what the hell am I talking about"
"If I was swinging an bead, I'm sure I'd be hooked up now"
"I should probably skate, I should totally skate"
"Maybe it's time for a rally beer, maybe three"
"Was that a bump"
"Faaaaaaaaaaak, I just missed that fish"
(changes to comeback fly) "EAAAAT YOUR FOOOOOOOOOD"
"What run should we go to next"
"Is it cut my life in TWO pieces, or is it cut my life INTO pieces?"
"Is it October yet"
"It's the good advice, that you just cant take....but who would have thought...it figures"